Jayhawk Division Stats

We had a good 11-count today at our crumpets games. Included in this were new players Jill and Julie. We also would like to welcome back Megan, who we haven't seen on the crumpet field since February, and wish her well in her trip to Spain.

Game 1 - In game one, "Bob Dole's Toaster Pants" defeated "Aagghh! Too Many Campers!" by a score of 10-1.

Game 2 - In this game, "Grandma's Bunion" defeated "Questionable Tactics" by a score of 10-7. The Bunions came out quickly, putting the score at 5-1. However, in three well played goals, the Tactics struck back and put the score soundly at 5-5. The rest of the game was a hard-fought battle that traded, more or less, goal for goal until "Grandma's Bunion" went commando to pull out the final score.

Game 3 - Game three saw all of the three Overtons who were present placed on the same team. "Fall of the Overton Dynasty" was toppled from its place by "Twirling Wedgie" by a score of 10-4. "Fall of the Dynasty" managed to get behind early by a score of 4-1 (or so) and then managed to drastically prolong the next point, earning themselves a point at the end of about 30 minutes of play. The next three points came quickly for the Wedgies, who ended up outscoring "Overton Dynasty" 6-3 before the game ended.

Game 4 - In the closest game of the night, "Hypnotic Jiggling" defeated "Hit Me in the Butt" by a score of 10-9. Greg came extremely close to winning the game for the Butts, but his shot went gut-wrenchingly directly over the post. His honesty, however, embodies the true meaning of crumpets, since everyone else thought the shot had gone in and the game was over. This game also saw a few very amazing shots from Joe.

Game 5 - "We Love Bob Dole" was defeated by "Tobey's a Hottie" in this game by a score of 10-7.

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