Kate "I'm Out for Blood" Borniger


  • Name: Kate "I'm Out for Blood" Borniger
  • Date of Birth: The 2,026th anniversary of the Ides of March. For you mere mortals, that's March 15, 1982.
  • First Played Crumpets: One fine spring afternoon in May of 2002. Was promptly whacked in the face 17 minutes into the game by then- (and current) roommate Jessica Rodriguez.
  • Favorite Weather Condition for Crumpets: Whichever, as long as she can paint her face in warrior colors √° la Braveheart.
  • Hobbies: Singing along to bank commercials, making Wookie calls, naming mice as she finds them in her house, paying homage to her alien shaman poster by her bed.
  • What Other Players Say About Her: "I think it's so fitting that her birthday falls on the 2,026th anniversary of the Ides of March -- one of the bloodiest coup d'√©tats in history," says Jessica Rodriguez. "I mean, seeing her violent rage out on the field...that's how I've always envisioned Brutus' mentality when he stabbed Caesar multiple times in the back on that fateful day. It's just so beautifully poetic, you know?"
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