- Name: Justin "I'm Fine" Gramarye
- Name of Crumpet Stick: Heart of Gold (The Infinite Improbability Driver).
- Date of Birth: December 1, 1978
- First Played Crumpets: April, 2004
- Favorite Weather Condition for Crumpets: He hasn't tried snow yet, but he suspects that it sounds like the most fun.
- Favorite Position to Play: Defense
- Known For: Dive rolls and semi-acrobatic feats that don't hurt nearly as much as they appear (usually).
- Hobbies: Dancing, fencing, juggling, unicycling, worshipping rubber chickens, pretending to be a grad student, pretending to work at Renaissance Festivals.
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