- Name: Patrick "I locked My Keys in the Car" Nuss
- Name of Crumpet Stick: CrumPOW Jr.!
- Date of Birth: November 20, 1980
- First Played Crumpets: 2000
- Favorite Weather Condition for Crumpets: Snow, of course
- Favorite Position to Play: Offense, so he can rack up points against Robbie.
- Girls accidentally tackled/whacked in face: 3
- Hobbies: Designing and constructing a car for my senior design project, rugby, tennis, camping/backpacking.
- Crumpet Goals: Crumpets Hall of Fame, not locking my keys in my car, making goalie Robbie's least favorite position, meeting a single, attractive, crumpet-playing gal.
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