[0]
Yay for surprises!
[0]
I'm a Wuss
[0]
Rum on the Rocks
[1]
Peanuts and Cracker Jacks
[0]
Lesbian Jeans Unite!
[3]
Beauty is in the eye of the Hive
[2]
Idiopathic Chiselbunkers
[0]
Upwind Losers
[0]
Slay Me, Bellerophon
[2]
Irrational Numbers
April 25th 2004
[1]
Soh-Cah-Toa
[1]
Weasel Shifters
[1]
Flubber Chickens
[1]
John Jacob Jinglehammer Schmidt
[1]
Aggressive Soviet Rash
[3]
I Hear Taupe is Soothing
[0]
Super Secret Prohibition
[0]
We're Ready to Take Our Crumpets Final
[0]
Massachusetts Overlook
[4]
QUWEEEP plut (phonetic punctuation for !)
[0]
Wascaly Wabbit
[0]
Leap Frog Story Pad
[0]
Something Crazy
[0]
King-Size Mattress
[1]
Ich Habe Keine Beine
[0]
Schangling Nozzbodies
[0]
I Think I Swallowed a Bug
[0]
One in Every Four Crumpet Players Has Lyme Disease
[0]
Ostrich Face Bat Breaker
[2]
Curse of Crumpow
[1]
Watery Grave
[0]
We're Not Afraid of Tie-Dye
[1]
Pat's Johns
[0]
Ugly Cow Horn
[1]
Don't Step on the Bunny
[0]
Smelly Poo
[1]
Testicle Festival
[0]
We Ain't Got No Mongols
[0]
Joe Means Nothing
[0]
Stewie
[0]
We Shot J.R.
[1]
Old Balance
[0]
If You Like Jogging, Try Crumpets!
[0]
Chocolate Milk Cake Curry
[0]
Little Great Wall
[0]
Xiang'xau
[3]
Fluffy Walrus
[1]
Probability of Researching Probability
[0]
We're Not Running Anymore
[0]
P.O.R.P. for Congress
[0]
I Had One But the Wheel Fell Off
[0]
Orangeocity
[2]
All Hands on Pink Shorts
[0]
Shrimp Fingers
[2]
You Are Spartacus
[0]
Cute Girl, Come Get Your Tennis Ball
[0]
Quinn Snyder's Bumblebee Socks
[0]
We Don't Need No Sistahs
[0]
All Our Base Are Belong To You
[0]
Caution! Muskrat with Braces!
[0]
Running Squishy Skeleton Car
[0]
Stick Right Through Me, He-Man
June 3rd 2004
[2]
Schrodinger's Cat
[0]
Tree-Huggin' Hippies
[2]
Plan B
[0]
Sausage Fest
[0]
Wampum
[0]
I Jacked Myself in the Face
June 8th 2004
[2]
Icky Icky Icky Icky Puckainging Zhoop poing (zowie)
[0]
"Hockey Style Dwarves HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE...
[0]
The Whole Song
[0]
Captain Jack Sparrow is Fabulous
[0]
Sixth Wheel
[2]
Disinclined to Acquiesce
[0]
Why Are You Playing Frisbee When You Should Be Playing Crumpets
[1]
Plant it in Her Head
[0]
The Jail Bump is Pretty
[0]
Lucky Egg
[3]
Chipmunk Fieldhouse
[0]
Send To: Patrick's Lower Left Leg, Bump That Hurts
June 22nd 2004
[0]
Gadget Challenged
[1]
We Like Lumps in Our Gravy
[1]
Really Large Unattractive Truck
[2]
Attack the Darkness
[0]
Kiss the Red Apocalypse
[0]
We Be In Trouble
[0]
That Works for Me
[0]
Kind of Erotic
[1]
Sweet, Sweet Goo
[1]
Get Off The Field
[1]
Nifong Connector
[0]
Rubber Band Testicle Clamp
[0]
Sweet, Sweet Goo
[0]
Roy Who?
[0]
Roy Who?
[0]
Wet, Hairless Seal
[0]
Temujin Says
[0]
Don't Drown, Kids!
[0]
Hooked Bacula
[2]
Wankle Rotary Engine
[0]
Evolution is Real
[0]
Matt, Put Your Clothes On
[0]
We Love You, Cletus
[1]
Beakers
June 29th 2004
[0]
Pink Socks are SOOOOO Cool
[0]
Moldy Logic
[0]
Jump Shake Your Booty
[0]
Crumpet Out of Hell
[2]
Oh Good, My Dog Found the Chainsaw
[0]
Turn Your Head and ::cough::
[1]
Yeah, I'm Gonna Have to Have you Come in on Sunday
[0]
Mine's Not Merely Twisted, but Actually Sprained
[1]
Swiss Cheese Defense
[0]
Hairy Toaster Leaves Dog
[0]
Terpsichorean Piffle
[0]
I Saw a Dog, So I Said It
[1]
By The Power of Greyskull
[0]
We Reject Jose
July 7th 2004
[0]
Dill Pickle Blimp
[1]
Hey Bald Guy, That's Phog Allen
[0]
Feloniously
[0]
Uncle Sam's Big Brother
[0]
Trampled by Darwin
[0]
'Fore T' Wits
[0]
Grandma's Crotch Bullseye
[1]
Robbie is Hotter Than Melissa
July 12th 2004
[0]
Justin Serves a Purple Scrub
[1]
We Want Prosthetic Foreheads
[0]
Electric Kool-Aide Acid Test
[0]
Based on Head Size
[0]
Excommunicable Disease
[0]
Jared's Sweaty Buzz Cut
[0]
Dr. Beat
[1]
Crystal Mephistopholes
[0]
You'll Poke Your Eye Out, Kid
[0]
Wacky Rotation
[0]
Fupp Ducts
[0]
Please Nip Our Buds
[0]
PE Teachers
[0]
Turn Around, Don't Drown
[0]
Long Legs, Short Shorts
[2]
Fat Man in a Sombrero
[0]
Testes...Testes...1....2.......3?
[0]
Chicken Courdon Paisley
[0]
My Bum is on the Drain
[0]
These Colors Don't Rhyme
[0]
I Love Jeff City
[0]
Yellow Speckled Nose Lizard
[0]
Buttercup
[0]
Loop Me Up
[2]
Texas Chainsaw Mass Choir
[0]
Orange Goat Cheese
July 19th 2004
[0]
Bum Lookers
[0]
You Always Whiff
[0]
Super Happy Fun Patrol
[0]
Do You Have A Name For Us Yet?
[1]
Venus Envy
[0]
Sticky Wet Beard
[1]
Perpendicular Fruitcake
[0]
Detroit Rioters
[1]
e^((i)(pi)-1)
[1]
B Porn Squad
[0]
Purple Pineapple Pants
[0]
Yellow Sub with Dell Pickles
[0]
Nothin' Beats Rock
[0]
Except Paper
[0]
Anime Girls
[0]
Eat My Schwartz
August 2nd 2004
[0]
You're So Far Away
[2]
54 is the Loneliest Number
[0]
Kind of Claustrophobic
[0]
Touched by Cyclops
[0]
Losers Walk Like a Suitcase Full of Waffles
[1]
ConcuBinary Code
[0]
Small and Broken
[1]
Stop Speaking in Cursive
[0]
There's no Place Like Home
[0]
Window of Beans
[0]
Patrick's Not Very Professional
[0]
Traditions Night is Over Here
[1]
Annorexic Dromedary
[0]
Crawfish Catchers
[0]
Red Bull Sucks
[0]
Give Us Red Bull
[0]
We're the Same, but Tiny
[0]
Fuzzy Dice Clay
[1]
Meadow Muffins
[0]
Jalopy
[2]
Thor's Target
[0]
Furries Rock My World
[0]
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
[0]
Shorts
[0]
Oh What a Beautiful Morning
[0]
Fuzzy White T-Shirt
[0]
Lend Me Some Sugar
[0]
Justin, Get Over Here
[0]
Cuddling With a Transvestite
[0]
Door Device Police Dudes
[0]
OH! Get it OFF!!
[1]
Patrick's Coming Out
[0]
You're Wearing Orange For Me
[1]
Ach die Liebe! Goose!
[1]
Soggy Crumpets Wearing Jeans
[0]
Kauai Red-Eye
[0]
Beluga Whale Tomboys
[1]
Buxtehuda's Warriors
[0]
Quick! It's Getting Dark!
[0]
Take Our Picture
[0]
Los Arboles
[0]
Break-Dancing Amphibians
[1]
Sticky Wickets
[0]
Giggle Acorn Killers
[0]
Canteloupe Peelers
[1]
Robbie's Cup
[0]
Clan Dumb-Ass
[0]
Silver Truck, We See You!
[0]
Rookies Make Us Hott
[1]
The Guy in the Back is Greg
[0]
We Live Behind a Radio Station
[1]
You Remind me of Somebody
[0]
Hot Dirty Mush Mush
[2]
Lobotomized Dandelion
[0]
Charfuschia Crocodile
[0]
I'm Gonna Chartreuse!
[1]
No Pooftas
[0]
Pretzel Pooftas
[1]
Hydrant of My Affection
[0]
Intellectual Property Rights
[0]
Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a Fie
[0]
IDBLA (I Don't Believe In Acronyms)
[0]
none
[0]
none
[0]
Leap Frog Lilly Pads
[0]
Loaf Pinchers
[1]
Strive for Mediocrity
[0]
Poo Poo Platter Feeds Me Good
[0]
That's All We've Got
[1]
Sad, Melancholy, Broadness of Power
[0]
Fresh Meat of Bel-Aire
[0]
Rye Shot Gone Awry
[0]
Neocastrians
[0]
Michigeese
[0]
Final Combination
[1]
Orange Doughnuts
[1]
Dodgers to the World Series
[0]
John's Shirt is Upside Down
[1]
Between 1 and 1
[1]
Football Implants
[0]
Six Kids, Blue Wedding
[0]
Hey Jake Gifford, do you need Special Ed?
[0]
Priest Haters
[0]
Torquey O'Butt
[0]
Grab the Bull by the Oysters
[0]
Anti-Freeze Pops
[0]
We Support Al Qaeda
[2]
Vote Wind for Governor on November Second
[0]
We Feel Happy!
[0]
I'm a Cardinals Fan Now
[0]
Melissa's Harem
[0]
Purple Ninety
[0]
We're Waiting for Robbie
[0]
We Have Gas
[0]
We Are Sausage Fest
[0]
Football is Waiting for Robbie
[1]
Double Your Shoes
[1]
Wind for the Secretary of Interior
[0]
Write it Up
[0]
Relax, Football Players
[1]
We Love Emporia State
[1]
We Might Be Shallow
[0]
I Have a Cupcake
[0]
John's on Our Team
[0]
Government Employed Trial Lawyers
[2]
Crumpets Performance, Minor in Losing
[0]
John, Justin, Melissa, Patrick
[0]
47 Orthopods
[0]
Burning time at the Steakhouse
[1]
Next Week on Fox
[0]
????
[0]
He's the Brian Who Came With Kyra
[1]
Protractile Iambic Pentameter
[0]
Osama Bin Goose
[0]
You Throw Too Late
[0]
Just Go Up There, John. Hit It!
[0]
Yes! Teflon me to the ceiling!
[2]
We've had Dumber
January 2nd 2005
[0]
What Game We Playin, Man? ... JIVE TURKEY!!!
[1]
Annoying is 1/3 of the Battle
[1]
Snoop Dogg Eat Dog
[0]
Unholy Jeans
[0]
Keep us From Being Naked
[0]
Worst Fight Scene Ever
January 16th 2005
[0]
We're Just Standing Here
[1]
Hawaiian Tea and Crumpets
[1]
Generic Boy Band
[0]
Hyardees
January 30th 2005
[1]
Floundering Mudpuppies
[0]
Domestic Purplehairs
[0]
I Hate the Color Orange
[1]
Alter My Ego
February 13th 2005
[1]
Bring Me My Brown Pants
[0]
Pee Me a River
[0]
We Peed in the Trough
[1]
Things that Make Us Go Splat
February 20th 2005
[1]
Jayhawk Basketball is Held Together By Duct Tape
[0]
Shuck the Cornhuskers
[0]
Warlocks Are Cool
[0]
High and Mighty Dry Side
[1]
Pizza Hut Panda Pizza Pandemonium
[0]
We Speak Very Well Mud
February 28th 2005
[0]
Our Parrot Knows That Song
[0]
The Water is Surgically Sterile
[2]
Pedro Offers You His Full Protection
[0]
Chamber Pot in a Kettle
March 6th 2005
[0]
It's not the Wind, it's Our Goalie
[0]
Made of Plastic, it's Fantastic!
[2]
Dysternal Infunction
[0]
Commandeering Your Mom's College
[0]
We Share Three of the Same Mothers
[0]
Can't Talk, Seeing Flanders, Later Sex
March 13th 2005
[0]
Bulbous Bouffant
[0]
Sine Nomine
[2]
Danpires
[0]
We Don't Know What We're Yelling About
[0]
New Lip Piercing
[0]
When in Rome
[0]
Across, I'm Open
[0]
Yeep, bdeep, bdeep, That's All Folks!
[0]
Tau's a Reject
[0]
Start Crying, I'm Hungry
[0]
Little Yellow Chickens
[1]
Something Derogatory
[0]
Pictures Steal Our Soul
[0]
Good Ol' Rock
[0]
Severely Attenuated Jetstream
[0]
Left Wing Conspiracy
[0]
Who Wants to be Captain?
[1]
Go Nevada
March 20th 2005
[0]
Navy Rules
[0]
Pain in the Arch of My Back
[1]
Siblings Make Us Hot
[1]
Snap Into A Slim Jim
[0]
Kansas is Flatter Than Illinois
[0]
Our Sport is Called Field Crumpets
April 3rd 2005
[0]
Can't I Just Take Pictures of Girls?
[0]
New Sport to the Left
[0]
Genuine River Deer
[1]
Happy Birthday Melissa
[0]
Orange Sticks
[1]
I'm Not Running
April 10th 2005
[0]
Jose is a Pretty Pretty Princess
[0]
Let's Both Lose
[0]
The Cheese Stands Alone
[2]
Duck Duck LOSE!
[0]
Shapes are Stupid
[0]
Rhombicuboctahedron
[0]
Bob's Candy Shack
[0]
We Missed the First Game, Except Justin
[2]
The Price is Wrong, Biscuit!
[0]
This Isn't Belly Fat
[0]
Spotted Tiger Cats
[0]
Ahh, the Petal is Pretty
[0]
You're the Bees Knees
[0]
Death to Rabbits
April 24th 2005
[2]
Retroactive MapQuest Denial
[0]
Pantless Mel and the Blue Socks
[0]
Yes It Is
[0]
Zero is Not A Number
[0]
Just to Spite Greg
[0]
Purple is our Favorite Flavor
April 27th 2005
[0]
Clueless is as Alicia Silverstone
[0]
Do You Have a Gas Cap for a Yugo?
[0]
There's No Such Thing As Turbo Snails
[0]
Here. I'll Stand and Brace Myself
[0]
Frisbee-Throwing Hippie Lightning Rods
[0]
Alaska? Wow, that's a long drive!
[0]
Terrible Two-Twos
[0]
Haven't We Played Them Before?
[2]
We're Shaking it Like We Mean It
[0]
Put Your Game Smiley On
May 4th 2005
[0]
Short-Tempered Steel
[1]
You Are the Pan
[0]
Hyperactive Graduation
[0]
Camelback! Made With Bits of Real Camel!
[0]
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
[1]
So Long and Thanks for All the Meat on Sunday
May 11th 2005
[0]
Damn Him and His Fresh Legs
[0]
Double XL
[0]
We Need Something Short, Like Q
[1]
The Answer, My Friend, Is Smiley In the Wind
[0]
Born on the Kansas Coastline
[0]
It Looks Like We're Losing Charge
[0]
We'll Remember it for You, Wholesale!
[1]
Galactic Crumpets Bypass
May 18th 2005
[1]
Hi, I'm Barbara!
[0]
Yes, I am!
[1]
Chips Ahorio
[0]
Watch Out For That Tree
[0]
Creative Gear Has Disappeared
[0]
Frothy, Rabid Peach
[1]
Robbie Means That Much To Us
[1]
Timmy Has Drowned in the Missouri River
[0]
Blank Stare Out of the Sun
[0]
Swamp Thing Swimming Up the Kaw
[0]
Radioactive Battle Wounds
[0]
Barmacidal Tendencies
June 1st 2005
[1]
Fighting our Inhibitions
[0]
Our Chuckers run 6 to 8 minutes
[0]
Lame Conversation
[1]
You're Going the Wrong Way
June 8th 2005
[1]
Something Random, Something Silly
[0]
You Can Have Greg, We Don't Want Him
[0]
You've Got a Gnat on Your Head
[1]
Lazy Kevins
June 15th 2005
[0]
Snoodling in the Night (sung)
[0]
Heffalumps and Woozles
[0]
Cake Jumpers
[0]
She Wasn't Making Fun of Me Talking With My Hands
[0]
This is Gonna Be Ugly
[2]
Pineapple Upside FentCake
June 23rd 2005
[0]
I'm Wearing KU Shorts
[0]
KU Wears Your Mother's Combat Boots
[0]
Our Brains Aren't Working
[0]
We Can Juggle, Too!
[1]
Hey, Where'd Our Audience Go?
[1]
A Fat Sandtrap
[0]
50% More
[0]
We Need One More Person
[0]
Crumply Crumblers
[1]
I Saw Pooh and That's What I Thought Of
[0]
Bloodless Vampires
[1]
I'm Slightly Distorted Today
[0]
Bad Attempt at Humor
[0]
I've Got a Rumbly in my Tumbly
July 6th 2005
[0]
Mini Looney Martians
[1]
Jason and the Leftovers
[0]
Rad Chiles
[0]
Gold Medal Crumpets, 2012
[1]
We Should Have Farkled For The Dead Guy
[0]
Heather Will Make the Difference
[0]
We're Not Intimidated
[0]
Excluding 42
July 13th 2005
[0]
Squishy Corn Chip
[0]
Gaseous Nobles
[0]
These Sorts of Plans Never Work Out
[2]
D'Cube Lizard
[0]
Angry Waffle Irons
[0]
Valiantly Trying to Have Fun Without Justin
August 3rd 2005
[0]
Whatever You Think, Greg
[2]
Whacker-Ball Revolutionaries
[0]
Do the Hokey Pokey and You Turn Yourself Around
[0]
Short Team Names Are No Fun
[0]
Flying, Non-Defensive Letter
[0]
18.5 Scrubberies
August 10th 2005
[0]
I Just Had One in the Car
[0]
Oooo....AAA!!!!!...awww.
[0]
There's No Wind
[0]
I Got it Out of My System
[1]
Anti-Contrivation Assosciation
[1]
We Still Have the Runs
[0]
Low on the Green Component
[0]
Myperactive Crumpet Monkies
August 13th 2005
[0]
Psychadelic Wombat
[1]
One-Kitten-Power Engine
[1]
Saurkraut Burst
[0]
We're Slime-a-phobic
[0]
We're Working on It
[0]
Kansas City Royals
[0]
Questionable Sushi
[1]
Our Dog's Name is Hampster
[0]
Scab Pickers
[0]
Death Field of Dreams
[1]
Undefined Range
[0]
Shuman Farms Heads of Lettuce
[0]
Elysian Fields
[0]
Our Mom is a Rhombus
August 24th 2005
[0]
Robbie and Greg, Together Forever
[0]
Oh My God! They Killed Justin!
[2]
Triangulation Station
[0]
Creative Rhinitis
[0]
75% of Both Sides
[0]
Made From Real Gorilla Chest
August 31st 2005
[0]
Homeland Security
[0]
Fond of a Little Skullbuggery
[1]
Evil Numbered Eggs
[1]
Don't Blame Us, We Picked the Other Guy
September 7th 2005
[1]
I Got the Princess, That's the Ball
[0]
IL didn't get to Pick
[0]
Why Does My Glove Not Feel Right
[1]
To Serve the Princess
September 21st 2005
[0]
Where have all the crumpeters gone?
[1]
If you're not here, you suck.
[0]
The Sky is Pretty Purple
[1]
Is the trading line dead?
[1]
Air Quotes
[0]
I only want to be with you (dum dum dum)
[0]
Dad and Two Other Guys
[1]
Everyone is ignoring me for once
October 2nd 2005
[0]
Trapezoids 'R' Us
[1]
Princess Shrinky-Dink
[0]
Ferrets in the Wheel
[0]
Hava Nagila - What's a Nagila?
[0]
I Got Nothing
[1]
I'm a Bit Moist as Well
October 9th 2005
[2]
I'd be a Fool to Change Now
[0]
Chase the Yellow Butterfly
[0]
Five Days!? But I'm Mad Now!
[0]
We're Losing, We Need More People
October 16th 2005
[0]
369 to Diarrhea
[0]
2(Greg) x Diarrhea
[0]
Extreme Couch Surfing
[0]
Aquinas Crumpets 2005
[2]
Hippogryffidae
[0]
Play the Strategeridoo
[0]
Corn Nuts
[0]
Come Back With My Endophalus
October 24th 2005
[0]
We Submit to the Tiger Claw
[1]
Loss of Personhood
[0]
The Ones Who Play Bridge
[0]
Swing, Swang, Swung
[1]
Atomic Leaf Fellowship
[0]
We're Playing for the Injured Boy
[0]
I'm Goalie
[0]
I'm Goalie
[0]
I Prefer Epee-age to Foil-age
[0]
Something Mispronounced
[0]
We've Got One of Yours
[2]
Victims of an Erroneous Captaincy
[0]
Spiderman's Outta the Closet
[0]
Batman and Spiderman in Couple's Councilling
[1]
We're a Giant Spider that Eats People
[0]
Rabid Gravy Rising in the Gorge
[1]
I Like My Other Fiance Better
[0]
The Acorns
[0]
Coach of the Sharp Stick
[0]
All Hail Coach Gimpy
[0]
Bob's a Horse
[0]
Mel, X's answer is Y!
[0]
Mess With My Donkey
[0]
Beer Pants
[0]
Infinite Luminous Caterpillar
[1]
Backpackula
[1]
C-B-C-G
[0]
Shadowbox Dancers
[0]
Hit it to a Boy
[0]
Estrogen Overload
[1]
Little Sharks with Napsacks
[0]
Flaming, Fluffy Flapjacks
[0]
We are Getting So Hot, We Wanna Take Our Clothes Off
[0]
Scarred by Smiley
[1]
I Like My Defense Tight and my Offense Fast and Loose
[0]
Drowning the Playa
[0]
Let's Put it on a Snapple Bottle
[0]
Heliocentric Fallacy
[0]
Confusion Excursion
[2]
3-Layer Melcake
[0]
Edward Cork Hands
[0]
Half of Them Suck
[0]
Warning! Thanks, Bob
[0]
Haz-Mat Spill on Aisle 9
[0]
Eww, It's Stuck in my Nose
[2]
The Longer we Wait, the More She Jigs
[2]
Evil Moustache Veto
[0]
Armpit Face
[0]
Administration of Justice
[0]
Please Don't Pull My Spine Out
February 12th 2006
[0]
David, Pick Up Your Phone!
[2]
Previously Undiscovered Species of Sausage
[0]
Banana Shaped Chicken Wire Mold
[0]
You Know Enough People Around Here, You Find Someone to Shack With
February 19th 2006
[0]
Dan's a Pimp
[1]
Evil Robot Trusses
[0]
Bangs Cover Foreheads
[1]
Dick Cheney's Hunting Party
March 5th 2006
[1]
Seagull ex Machina
[0]
Swimming Purple Weasel
[0]
That's not a Sewing Machine
[1]
NounVerbers
[0]
We Smell Like Ocra
[0]
I'm Pretty Sure You Made That Word Up
March 12th 2006
[0]
I'd Rather be a Window Than a Eunuch
[0]
Eggball Paresan
[1]
C Prompt
[1]
Who Let the Roof Off
[0]
Hairy Balls
[0]
Version 2.0
March 26th 2006
[0]
Never Threw Rock
[2]
Albinos With Blacklights
[0]
Li'l Bathing Suit With Hat
[0]
Laura and the Girls
[0]
Red is 50/50
[2]
I'm Right Behind You
[0]
Keep Your Thumb Behind It
[0]
What's the Matter with My Fat Balls?
[0]
Flubber Bubble Ball Goes Dung
[0]
We're Just Lying on the Ground
April 9th 2006
[0]
Our Back Post is out of Line
[1]
We Like Our Steaks Woody
[0]
Grouchy Gopher Gang
[0]
Super Mario Bomb Squad
[0]
Bridge Over Lake Pontchartrain
[1]
Roadkill Rorschach
[0]
They've Gone Plaid
[0]
Electric Nozey Badgers
April 23rd 2006
[0]
Gak on my Head
[1]
We Pwn Nubs
[0]
Kierkestentialism
[0]
Laura and her Enchanted Esquilax
[0]
I Dream of Robbie
[1]
Close Your Eyes and Think of MacGyver
[0]
The Skulls on our Shirts Usually Have Hair
[0]
Buddy Christ
May 7th 2006
[0]
Bloomin' Iris
[0]
Let's Get Physical
[1]
Pete, Pete & Repeat
[1]
Sweater Tees
[0]
Don't Read This at Work
[0]
We're Gonna Lose
[0]
Snoodling Isn't Working
[0]
Butt Paste
[0]
What's My Multiplicitive Identity
[2]
Pi > Cake
[0]
Green Shirt Brain Drain
[0]
Celodon Verde
[0]
Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me
[0]
There's a Pretzel Over Here, Be Careful
May 29th 2006
[0]
Yicky Green Creatures
[0]
Purple, Green Monkey Snot
[0]
Utah Them
[0]
Greg Directions Good Give
[0]
Alcoholic Saurcraute
[0]
Your in on our team
[0]
Our team can't pull it together
[1]
I love that demented penguin
[0]
Straight Scissors
[1]
This Stake's Not Well Done
June 5th 2006
[2]
Two-Headed Belly Captain
[0]
My Duodenum is Getting Sweaty and Bent
[0]
Steven Hawking's Football Boots
[0]
Facetiously Boding Abacus
June 19th 2006
[0]
*Whine* Stop Moving
[0]
I wish my girlfriend wore a yellow jersey
[0]
Stylish Farkling
[2]
I wouldn't say I'm fresh
[0]
You are my sunshine, my only sunsine
[0]
Something to do with yellow jersies
June 26th 2006
[0]
Inbed Florida England Oranges
[0]
I have a squishy eggplant in me
[2]
Newton's Law of Ferrett Transfiguration
[0]
Quasi-Whimsical Jiggery-Pokery
[0]
Kids Get Off The Lawn
[0]
Scratch is hard to live up to
July 3rd 2006
[0]
Balls are emerging from Justin's Head
[0]
We Bewaring Lame Egg Ducks
[0]
What happens if there's a crack in it
[1]
Something squared Greg as late as possible
[1]
It Comes In Clumps
[0]
MC Hammer Suit Riot
July 24th 2006
[1]
Segway Polo Crumpets
[1]
Spruce Goose
[0]
Flower Power Rainbow Ponies
[0]
Rabbits Filled with Pink
[0]
Internet is for Porn
[0]
Too Much Pasta
August 14th 2006
[0]
We are the Stupid Heads
[0]
Reality Farkling
[0]
Deletion of the Bearded Dwarf
[1]
Apprentici of the Cheese
[0]
Waiter, there is a fly in my vomit
[1]
Anatidaephobia
August 20th 2006
[0]
Crunkets
[0]
Buffalos on a Submarine
[2]
Why use a jackhammer when you can use an antelope instead
[0]
Bumbling Whiners
[0]
Stay Away from 3
[0]
This Field is Über Small
[0]
Drawing a Blank
[0]
We can count to Calculus
October 1st 2006
[2]
You Can't Cast Wrath of God at Instant Speed
[1]
Hangover Dan and the Birthday Express
November 5th 2006
[0]
Platypus Flavored Combat Boots
[0]
We are a Putt Putt Golf Course
[0]
We missed the memo about wearing green
[1]
Derivative of Fish is Fish Sticks
[0]
Duck Sauce
[1]
Oops I got Dusted Again
November 12th 2006
[0]
Two Cadavers and a Mountain Goat
[0]
Epiglottis 'R' Us
[0]
Sherpa Stomp
[2]
Harry Potter & the Dead Mouse
November 19th 2006
[1]
Balonium Sandwich on Rye
[0]
Half You're Team are Wearing Sunglasses
[0]
Ziggy Today
[1]
We are the Brute Squad
December 3rd 2006
[0]
We need pink fuzz
[0]
Let's go with another one
[0]
Quantum Tunnelers
[2]
Where's a mud puppy when you need it?
December 10th 2006
[0]
Anti-crayon sharpeners
[2]
Ninjas in flying hampster suits
[0]
Hampsters in Ninja Suits
[0]
Don't take the stuff if you're not going to show
January 14th 2007
[1]
Don't Hit Melissa's Knees!
[1]
We're Missing Something
[0]
What Other Funny Team Name Can We Come Up With This Week?
[2]
We're Sick of Artificial Snow Crumpets!
[0]
Pinky Bleeders Anonymous
[0]
Kappa Ski Cell
January 28th 2007
[0]
Our Gong is too Loose
[0]
Sleepy Time Snowman
[0]
Jaundice Soldier Escalation
[0]
Mumsimums
[0]
Ice Ball for Assistant Chancellor
[4]
Wendy's: Now Serving Headless Frosties
[2]
Fuzzy Ant Wizards
[0]
Chipotle Burrito
[1]
Monkey's Racehorse
[0]
1% of the World
June 10th 2007
[0]
John's Not Going to Score
[0]
Administration of Vengeance
[0]
We're So Bad We Need a Coach
[3]
My Sibling Lives in the Attic and Eats Fish Heads
June 16th 2007
[1]
Always the Bridesmaid
[1]
Never the Bride
June 24th 2007
[3]
Harbinger of Efficiency
[0]
Aim Low
July 8th 2007
[0]
Eric and the AngelCats
[1]
Festival of Meats
[1]
Pirate Labor
[0]
Should we Reconsult?
[1]
I've Got a Squint in My Eye
[1]
Misplaced Pianos
July 15th 2007
[2]
Zuckerman's Infamous Pigs
[1]
Lime in the Coconut Verbs
[0]
Rusty Olde Crumpeters
[1]
My Face is Starting to Look Like a Strawberry
July 28th 2007
[2]
Horticulture of Justice
[1]
Octogenarian Octipi
[1]
Chipped Rubber Causes Foot Cancer
[0]
Crumpet Formerly Known as Smiley
July 29th 2007
[0]
Not for the Name
[0]
Late in Coming
[3]
Knees are Imminent
[1]
Same Room Brothers
August 5th 2007
[3]
It Hurts to Laugh
[0]
Freeze the Refrigerator
August 19th 2007
[0]
Bang Bang Ryan's Silver Crumpet Stick
[2]
Ripe for Destruction
[0]
We Are the Crevasse, Goo Goo ga Jewb
[1]
Anal Probe Gentiles
August 26th 2007
[2]
It's Pat!
[0]
Snarfle Pods from Arkansas
[0]
Neon Green Machine
[0]
Woo Woo (twirling fingers in the air)
September 2nd 2007
[0]
?
[0]
?
[2]
The Crumpunctuals
[0]
Crumpet Susceptible Succotasche
[0]
Ride the Train
[1]
Not in Front of the Kids
September 9th 2007
[0]
Can we Play Your Sport?
[2]
Gleeful Leap to Freedom
[1]
Yellow Fire Hydrant of Doom
[0]
Worldwide Exclusionist Club
[0]
A-Flat Hexachords
[0]
We Can't Think of a Name
September 16th 2007
[0]
Bloody Blue Suede Shoes
[0]
Boege Family Singers
[1]
The Yellow Smiley Tastes Better
[2]
I Can See Clearly Now The Light Is Fading
[0]
Quarter Game Survivor
[0]
Pretty Orange Cones
October 7th 2007
[0]
It's Primetime!
[0]
Watkins Memorial Health Center Until Someone Gets 5 Points
[1]
21st Place is the First Loser
[0]
Where is Everybody?
[1]
Two Guys, a Girl and a Crumpet Ball
[1]
Vacancy
December 16th 2007
[0]
Our Shadows are in the Sinkhole
[0]
Snork Smurfers
[2]
Complex Bistromathics
[0]
Sick & Injured
[0]
We Use Chuck Norris in Our Commercials
[0]
Merciful Crumpeteers
December 23rd 2007
[2]
Ignorance is Hurting Someone
[0]
Upwind Jerks
[1]
2nd Team Chief's Players
[0]
Radioactive Snow Bunnies
December 30th 2007
[1]
Blood Sucking Space Virgins
[1]
Youth Group Vampires
[0]
Stop, Trip and Roll
[0]
Icecicle Beards
January 6th 2008
[0]
Don't Forget the Three C's - Coffee, Crumpets and Construction
[0]
Dandelion Heads
[1]
Slightly Off Kilter
[1]
A Tisket, A Tasket, We Suck At Crumpets
January 13th 2008
[0]
I'm Always Zelda
[2]
Requiem for a Smiley
[0]
It's Not Fair, You Have a Dog
[0]
Smiley, Breakfast of Champions
January 20th 2008
[0]
It's Easier in Colorado
[0]
Sine Nomine
[2]
Keebler Orcs
[0]
Come Get Our Stick
[0]
Wimpering Cold Toes
[0]
They Crunched Us
January 27th 2008
[1]
Sloppy Red Frogs
[0]
We Squatted First
[1]
My Little Ponies T-M
[0]
Crumpets in a Herring
February 24th 2008
[2]
Use Your Dillons Plus Card
[0]
Can We Come Over and Swim?
March 2nd 2008
[1]
Holey Undershirt Crusaders
[0]
Halfway to Potter's Lamp
[1]
Crunchy Kangaroo
[0]
Greg's Knucklepucks
[0]
Two-foot Wind Tunnel
[0]
Goblin Peasants
April 20th 2008
[2]
Crumpet Whisperer
[0]
One-Eyed Alligator
[0]
Absolute Value of "Aye"
[0]
Madness of Mangoes
April 27th 2008
[0]
Short Circuit
[0]
Where the Sidewalk Begins
[0]
I'm a Kangaroo
[0]
Meat-Lovers Crumpets
[0]
Sedation Dentistry
[1]
Sleepy-Time Crumpets
[0]
You're in the Scalar, Charlie Brown
[1]
No Country for Charlie Brown
[0]
Oz Integers
[0]
KU Sucks
May 4th 2008
[1]
Let's Lynch Her
[1]
Southpaws Have More Fun
June 22nd 2008
[1]
Cool "P" Alliteration
[1]
Negative Thermal Expansion
[0]
We Have a Contract Out on Us
[1]
Red Van Canoe Monkey Bread
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