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Final Cut

The Final Cut is where the team name of the month is decided. All of the winners of each day's names are listed, and each person can vote for one name per month.

January 2004

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[1] Robbie Is [#]
[3] Look at Me! I'm KU Basketball! [#]

February 2004

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[0] Wir freuen uns auf die Katze [#]
[0] Singular Sensation [#]
[3] Princess Carriage [#]
[1] Sails Full of Blow [#]
[0] It's Going In My Ear [#]

March 2004

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[1] Come Be Our Friend [#]
[0] Super Crumpet Sliding Pants [#]
[0] Don't Worry, Break Rob [#]
[3] April Showers Bring May We're Gonna Lose [#]

Preliminary Stage

The Preliminary Stage is the initial ballot to determine which team names will compete in the final vote for team name of the month. Each person is allowed to vote on one name per day. In some cases this may be as few as 2 names (if only one game was played) and in other cases there could be more than 10 names but each person can only vote for one name for each day.

April 3rd 2004

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[0] Yay for surprises! [0] I'm a Wuss
[0] Rum on the Rocks [1] Peanuts and Cracker Jacks
[0] Lesbian Jeans Unite! [3] Beauty is in the eye of the Hive

April 18th 2004

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[2] Idiopathic Chiselbunkers [0] Upwind Losers
[0] Slay Me, Bellerophon [2] Irrational Numbers

April 25th 2004

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[1] Soh-Cah-Toa [1] Weasel Shifters
[1] Flubber Chickens [1] John Jacob Jinglehammer Schmidt

May 2nd 2004

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[1] Aggressive Soviet Rash [3] I Hear Taupe is Soothing
[0] Super Secret Prohibition [0] We're Ready to Take Our Crumpets Final

May 11th 2004

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[0] Massachusetts Overlook [4] QUWEEEP plut (phonetic punctuation for !)
[0] Wascaly Wabbit [0] Leap Frog Story Pad
[0] Something Crazy [0] King-Size Mattress

May 18th 2004

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[1] Ich Habe Keine Beine [0] Schangling Nozzbodies
[0] I Think I Swallowed a Bug [0] One in Every Four Crumpet Players Has Lyme Disease
[0] Ostrich Face Bat Breaker [2] Curse of Crumpow
[1] Watery Grave [0] We're Not Afraid of Tie-Dye

May 25th 2004

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[1] Pat's Johns [0] Ugly Cow Horn
[1] Don't Step on the Bunny [0] Smelly Poo
[1] Testicle Festival [0] We Ain't Got No Mongols
[0] Joe Means Nothing [0] Stewie
[0] We Shot J.R. [1] Old Balance
[0] If You Like Jogging, Try Crumpets! [0] Chocolate Milk Cake Curry
[0] Little Great Wall [0] Xiang'xau

May 28th 2004

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[3] Fluffy Walrus [1] Probability of Researching Probability
[0] We're Not Running Anymore [0] P.O.R.P. for Congress
[0] I Had One But the Wheel Fell Off [0] Orangeocity

June 1st 2004

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[2] All Hands on Pink Shorts [0] Shrimp Fingers
[2] You Are Spartacus [0] Cute Girl, Come Get Your Tennis Ball
[0] Quinn Snyder's Bumblebee Socks [0] We Don't Need No Sistahs
[0] All Our Base Are Belong To You [0] Caution! Muskrat with Braces!
[0] Running Squishy Skeleton Car [0] Stick Right Through Me, He-Man

June 3rd 2004

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[2] Schrodinger's Cat [0] Tree-Huggin' Hippies
[2] Plan B [0] Sausage Fest
[0] Wampum [0] I Jacked Myself in the Face

June 8th 2004

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[2] Icky Icky Icky Icky Puckainging Zhoop poing (zowie) [0] "Hockey Style Dwarves HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE...
[0] The Whole Song [0] Captain Jack Sparrow is Fabulous
[0] Sixth Wheel [2] Disinclined to Acquiesce

June 15th 2004

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[0] Why Are You Playing Frisbee When You Should Be Playing Crumpets [1] Plant it in Her Head
[0] The Jail Bump is Pretty [0] Lucky Egg
[3] Chipmunk Fieldhouse [0] Send To: Patrick's Lower Left Leg, Bump That Hurts

June 22nd 2004

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[0] Gadget Challenged [1] We Like Lumps in Our Gravy
[1] Really Large Unattractive Truck [2] Attack the Darkness
[0] Kiss the Red Apocalypse [0] We Be In Trouble
[0] That Works for Me [0] Kind of Erotic

June 25th 2004

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[1] Sweet, Sweet Goo [1] Get Off The Field
[1] Nifong Connector [0] Rubber Band Testicle Clamp
[0] Sweet, Sweet Goo [0] Roy Who?
[0] Roy Who? [0] Wet, Hairless Seal

June 26th 2004

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[0] Temujin Says [0] Don't Drown, Kids!
[0] Hooked Bacula [2] Wankle Rotary Engine
[0] Evolution is Real [0] Matt, Put Your Clothes On
[0] We Love You, Cletus [1] Beakers

June 29th 2004

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[0] Pink Socks are SOOOOO Cool [0] Moldy Logic
[0] Jump Shake Your Booty [0] Crumpet Out of Hell
[2] Oh Good, My Dog Found the Chainsaw [0] Turn Your Head and ::cough::
[1] Yeah, I'm Gonna Have to Have you Come in on Sunday [0] Mine's Not Merely Twisted, but Actually Sprained

July 6th 2004

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[1] Swiss Cheese Defense [0] Hairy Toaster Leaves Dog
[0] Terpsichorean Piffle [0] I Saw a Dog, So I Said It
[1] By The Power of Greyskull [0] We Reject Jose

July 7th 2004

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[0] Dill Pickle Blimp [1] Hey Bald Guy, That's Phog Allen
[0] Feloniously [0] Uncle Sam's Big Brother
[0] Trampled by Darwin [0] 'Fore T' Wits
[0] Grandma's Crotch Bullseye [1] Robbie is Hotter Than Melissa

July 12th 2004

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[0] Justin Serves a Purple Scrub [1] We Want Prosthetic Foreheads
[0] Electric Kool-Aide Acid Test [0] Based on Head Size
[0] Excommunicable Disease [0] Jared's Sweaty Buzz Cut
[0] Dr. Beat [1] Crystal Mephistopholes

July 16th 2004

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[0] You'll Poke Your Eye Out, Kid [0] Wacky Rotation
[0] Fupp Ducts [0] Please Nip Our Buds
[0] PE Teachers [0] Turn Around, Don't Drown
[0] Long Legs, Short Shorts [2] Fat Man in a Sombrero

July 17th 2004

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[0] Testes...Testes...1....2.......3? [0] Chicken Courdon Paisley
[0] My Bum is on the Drain [0] These Colors Don't Rhyme
[0] I Love Jeff City [0] Yellow Speckled Nose Lizard
[0] Buttercup [0] Loop Me Up
[2] Texas Chainsaw Mass Choir [0] Orange Goat Cheese

July 19th 2004

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[0] Bum Lookers [0] You Always Whiff
[0] Super Happy Fun Patrol [0] Do You Have A Name For Us Yet?
[1] Venus Envy [0] Sticky Wet Beard
[1] Perpendicular Fruitcake [0] Detroit Rioters

July 26th 2004

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[1] e^((i)(pi)-1) [1] B Porn Squad
[0] Purple Pineapple Pants [0] Yellow Sub with Dell Pickles
[0] Nothin' Beats Rock [0] Except Paper
[0] Anime Girls [0] Eat My Schwartz

August 2nd 2004

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[0] You're So Far Away [2] 54 is the Loneliest Number
[0] Kind of Claustrophobic [0] Touched by Cyclops

August 9th 2004

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[0] Losers Walk Like a Suitcase Full of Waffles [1] ConcuBinary Code
[0] Small and Broken [1] Stop Speaking in Cursive
[0] There's no Place Like Home [0] Window of Beans

August 16th 2004

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[0] Patrick's Not Very Professional [0] Traditions Night is Over Here
[1] Annorexic Dromedary [0] Crawfish Catchers
[0] Red Bull Sucks [0] Give Us Red Bull
[0] We're the Same, but Tiny [0] Fuzzy Dice Clay
[1] Meadow Muffins [0] Jalopy

August 23rd 2004

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[2] Thor's Target [0] Furries Rock My World
[0] Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs [0] Shorts
[0] Oh What a Beautiful Morning [0] Fuzzy White T-Shirt
[0] Lend Me Some Sugar [0] Justin, Get Over Here

August 29th 2004

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[0] Cuddling With a Transvestite [0] Door Device Police Dudes
[0] OH! Get it OFF!! [1] Patrick's Coming Out
[0] You're Wearing Orange For Me [1] Ach die Liebe! Goose!

August 30th 2004

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[1] Soggy Crumpets Wearing Jeans [0] Kauai Red-Eye
[0] Beluga Whale Tomboys [1] Buxtehuda's Warriors
[0] Quick! It's Getting Dark! [0] Take Our Picture
[0] Los Arboles [0] Break-Dancing Amphibians

September 5th 2004

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[1] Sticky Wickets [0] Giggle Acorn Killers
[0] Canteloupe Peelers [1] Robbie's Cup
[0] Clan Dumb-Ass [0] Silver Truck, We See You!

September 6th 2004

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[0] Rookies Make Us Hott [1] The Guy in the Back is Greg
[0] We Live Behind a Radio Station [1] You Remind me of Somebody

September 12th 2004

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[0] Hot Dirty Mush Mush [2] Lobotomized Dandelion
[0] Charfuschia Crocodile [0] I'm Gonna Chartreuse!

September 26th 2004

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[1] No Pooftas [0] Pretzel Pooftas
[1] Hydrant of My Affection [0] Intellectual Property Rights
[0] Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a Fie [0] IDBLA (I Don't Believe In Acronyms)
[0] none [0] none

October 3rd 2004

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[0] Leap Frog Lilly Pads [0] Loaf Pinchers
[1] Strive for Mediocrity [0] Poo Poo Platter Feeds Me Good
[0] That's All We've Got [1] Sad, Melancholy, Broadness of Power
[0] Fresh Meat of Bel-Aire [0] Rye Shot Gone Awry

October 10th 2004

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[0] Neocastrians [0] Michigeese
[0] Final Combination [1] Orange Doughnuts
[1] Dodgers to the World Series [0] John's Shirt is Upside Down

October 17th 2004

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[1] Between 1 and 1 [1] Football Implants
[0] Six Kids, Blue Wedding [0] Hey Jake Gifford, do you need Special Ed?
[0] Priest Haters [0] Torquey O'Butt

October 24th 2004

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[0] Grab the Bull by the Oysters [0] Anti-Freeze Pops
[0] We Support Al Qaeda [2] Vote Wind for Governor on November Second
[0] We Feel Happy! [0] I'm a Cardinals Fan Now

October 31st 2004

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[0] Melissa's Harem [0] Purple Ninety
[0] We're Waiting for Robbie [0] We Have Gas
[0] We Are Sausage Fest [0] Football is Waiting for Robbie
[1] Double Your Shoes [1] Wind for the Secretary of Interior

November 7th 2004

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[0] Write it Up [0] Relax, Football Players
[1] We Love Emporia State [1] We Might Be Shallow

November 14th 2004

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[0] I Have a Cupcake [0] John's on Our Team
[0] Government Employed Trial Lawyers [2] Crumpets Performance, Minor in Losing
[0] John, Justin, Melissa, Patrick [0] 47 Orthopods

December 10th 2004

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[0] Burning time at the Steakhouse [1] Next Week on Fox
[0] ???? [0] He's the Brian Who Came With Kyra
[1] Protractile Iambic Pentameter [0] Osama Bin Goose

December 12th 2004

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[0] You Throw Too Late [0] Just Go Up There, John. Hit It!
[0] Yes! Teflon me to the ceiling! [2] We've had Dumber

January 2nd 2005

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[0] What Game We Playin, Man? ... JIVE TURKEY!!! [1] Annoying is 1/3 of the Battle
[1] Snoop Dogg Eat Dog [0] Unholy Jeans
[0] Keep us From Being Naked [0] Worst Fight Scene Ever

January 16th 2005

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[0] We're Just Standing Here [1] Hawaiian Tea and Crumpets
[1] Generic Boy Band [0] Hyardees

January 30th 2005

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[1] Floundering Mudpuppies [0] Domestic Purplehairs
[0] I Hate the Color Orange [1] Alter My Ego

February 13th 2005

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[1] Bring Me My Brown Pants [0] Pee Me a River
[0] We Peed in the Trough [1] Things that Make Us Go Splat

February 20th 2005

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[1] Jayhawk Basketball is Held Together By Duct Tape [0] Shuck the Cornhuskers
[0] Warlocks Are Cool [0] High and Mighty Dry Side
[1] Pizza Hut Panda Pizza Pandemonium [0] We Speak Very Well Mud

February 28th 2005

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[0] Our Parrot Knows That Song [0] The Water is Surgically Sterile
[2] Pedro Offers You His Full Protection [0] Chamber Pot in a Kettle

March 6th 2005

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[0] It's not the Wind, it's Our Goalie [0] Made of Plastic, it's Fantastic!
[2] Dysternal Infunction [0] Commandeering Your Mom's College
[0] We Share Three of the Same Mothers [0] Can't Talk, Seeing Flanders, Later Sex

March 13th 2005

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[0] Bulbous Bouffant [0] Sine Nomine
[2] Danpires [0] We Don't Know What We're Yelling About
[0] New Lip Piercing [0] When in Rome

March 19th 2005

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[0] Across, I'm Open [0] Yeep, bdeep, bdeep, That's All Folks!
[0] Tau's a Reject [0] Start Crying, I'm Hungry
[0] Little Yellow Chickens [1] Something Derogatory
[0] Pictures Steal Our Soul [0] Good Ol' Rock
[0] Severely Attenuated Jetstream [0] Left Wing Conspiracy
[0] Who Wants to be Captain? [1] Go Nevada

March 20th 2005

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[0] Navy Rules [0] Pain in the Arch of My Back
[1] Siblings Make Us Hot [1] Snap Into A Slim Jim
[0] Kansas is Flatter Than Illinois [0] Our Sport is Called Field Crumpets

April 3rd 2005

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[0] Can't I Just Take Pictures of Girls? [0] New Sport to the Left
[0] Genuine River Deer [1] Happy Birthday Melissa
[0] Orange Sticks [1] I'm Not Running

April 10th 2005

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[0] Jose is a Pretty Pretty Princess [0] Let's Both Lose
[0] The Cheese Stands Alone [2] Duck Duck LOSE!
[0] Shapes are Stupid [0] Rhombicuboctahedron

April 17th 2005

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[0] Bob's Candy Shack [0] We Missed the First Game, Except Justin
[2] The Price is Wrong, Biscuit! [0] This Isn't Belly Fat
[0] Spotted Tiger Cats [0] Ahh, the Petal is Pretty
[0] You're the Bees Knees [0] Death to Rabbits

April 24th 2005

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[2] Retroactive MapQuest Denial [0] Pantless Mel and the Blue Socks
[0] Yes It Is [0] Zero is Not A Number
[0] Just to Spite Greg [0] Purple is our Favorite Flavor

April 27th 2005

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[0] Clueless is as Alicia Silverstone [0] Do You Have a Gas Cap for a Yugo?
[0] There's No Such Thing As Turbo Snails [0] Here. I'll Stand and Brace Myself
[0] Frisbee-Throwing Hippie Lightning Rods [0] Alaska? Wow, that's a long drive!
[0] Terrible Two-Twos [0] Haven't We Played Them Before?
[2] We're Shaking it Like We Mean It [0] Put Your Game Smiley On

May 4th 2005

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[0] Short-Tempered Steel [1] You Are the Pan
[0] Hyperactive Graduation [0] Camelback! Made With Bits of Real Camel!
[0] So Long and Thanks for All the Fish [1] So Long and Thanks for All the Meat on Sunday

May 11th 2005

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[0] Damn Him and His Fresh Legs [0] Double XL
[0] We Need Something Short, Like Q [1] The Answer, My Friend, Is Smiley In the Wind
[0] Born on the Kansas Coastline [0] It Looks Like We're Losing Charge
[0] We'll Remember it for You, Wholesale! [1] Galactic Crumpets Bypass

May 18th 2005

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[1] Hi, I'm Barbara! [0] Yes, I am!
[1] Chips Ahorio [0] Watch Out For That Tree

May 25th 2005

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[0] Creative Gear Has Disappeared [0] Frothy, Rabid Peach
[1] Robbie Means That Much To Us [1] Timmy Has Drowned in the Missouri River
[0] Blank Stare Out of the Sun [0] Swamp Thing Swimming Up the Kaw
[0] Radioactive Battle Wounds [0] Barmacidal Tendencies

June 1st 2005

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[1] Fighting our Inhibitions [0] Our Chuckers run 6 to 8 minutes
[0] Lame Conversation [1] You're Going the Wrong Way

June 8th 2005

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[1] Something Random, Something Silly [0] You Can Have Greg, We Don't Want Him
[0] You've Got a Gnat on Your Head [1] Lazy Kevins

June 15th 2005

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[0] Snoodling in the Night (sung) [0] Heffalumps and Woozles
[0] Cake Jumpers [0] She Wasn't Making Fun of Me Talking With My Hands
[0] This is Gonna Be Ugly [2] Pineapple Upside FentCake

June 23rd 2005

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[0] I'm Wearing KU Shorts [0] KU Wears Your Mother's Combat Boots
[0] Our Brains Aren't Working [0] We Can Juggle, Too!
[1] Hey, Where'd Our Audience Go? [1] A Fat Sandtrap
[0] 50% More [0] We Need One More Person

June 29th 2005

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[0] Crumply Crumblers [1] I Saw Pooh and That's What I Thought Of
[0] Bloodless Vampires [1] I'm Slightly Distorted Today
[0] Bad Attempt at Humor [0] I've Got a Rumbly in my Tumbly

July 6th 2005

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[0] Mini Looney Martians [1] Jason and the Leftovers
[0] Rad Chiles [0] Gold Medal Crumpets, 2012
[1] We Should Have Farkled For The Dead Guy [0] Heather Will Make the Difference
[0] We're Not Intimidated [0] Excluding 42

July 13th 2005

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[0] Squishy Corn Chip [0] Gaseous Nobles
[0] These Sorts of Plans Never Work Out [2] D'Cube Lizard
[0] Angry Waffle Irons [0] Valiantly Trying to Have Fun Without Justin

August 3rd 2005

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[0] Whatever You Think, Greg [2] Whacker-Ball Revolutionaries
[0] Do the Hokey Pokey and You Turn Yourself Around [0] Short Team Names Are No Fun
[0] Flying, Non-Defensive Letter [0] 18.5 Scrubberies

August 10th 2005

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[0] I Just Had One in the Car [0] Oooo....AAA!!!!!...awww.
[0] There's No Wind [0] I Got it Out of My System
[1] Anti-Contrivation Assosciation [1] We Still Have the Runs
[0] Low on the Green Component [0] Myperactive Crumpet Monkies

August 13th 2005

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[0] Psychadelic Wombat [1] One-Kitten-Power Engine
[1] Saurkraut Burst [0] We're Slime-a-phobic

August 17th 2005

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[0] We're Working on It [0] Kansas City Royals
[0] Questionable Sushi [1] Our Dog's Name is Hampster
[0] Scab Pickers [0] Death Field of Dreams
[1] Undefined Range [0] Shuman Farms Heads of Lettuce
[0] Elysian Fields [0] Our Mom is a Rhombus

August 24th 2005

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[0] Robbie and Greg, Together Forever [0] Oh My God! They Killed Justin!
[2] Triangulation Station [0] Creative Rhinitis
[0] 75% of Both Sides [0] Made From Real Gorilla Chest

August 31st 2005

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[0] Homeland Security [0] Fond of a Little Skullbuggery
[1] Evil Numbered Eggs [1] Don't Blame Us, We Picked the Other Guy

September 7th 2005

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[1] I Got the Princess, That's the Ball [0] IL didn't get to Pick
[0] Why Does My Glove Not Feel Right [1] To Serve the Princess

September 21st 2005

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[0] Where have all the crumpeters gone? [1] If you're not here, you suck.
[0] The Sky is Pretty Purple [1] Is the trading line dead?

September 25th 2005

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[1] Air Quotes [0] I only want to be with you (dum dum dum)
[0] Dad and Two Other Guys [1] Everyone is ignoring me for once

October 2nd 2005

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[0] Trapezoids 'R' Us [1] Princess Shrinky-Dink
[0] Ferrets in the Wheel [0] Hava Nagila - What's a Nagila?
[0] I Got Nothing [1] I'm a Bit Moist as Well

October 9th 2005

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[2] I'd be a Fool to Change Now [0] Chase the Yellow Butterfly
[0] Five Days!? But I'm Mad Now! [0] We're Losing, We Need More People

October 16th 2005

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[0] 369 to Diarrhea [0] 2(Greg) x Diarrhea
[0] Extreme Couch Surfing [0] Aquinas Crumpets 2005
[2] Hippogryffidae [0] Play the Strategeridoo
[0] Corn Nuts [0] Come Back With My Endophalus

October 24th 2005

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[0] We Submit to the Tiger Claw [1] Loss of Personhood
[0] The Ones Who Play Bridge [0] Swing, Swang, Swung
[1] Atomic Leaf Fellowship [0] We're Playing for the Injured Boy

November 6th 2005

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[0] I'm Goalie [0] I'm Goalie
[0] I Prefer Epee-age to Foil-age [0] Something Mispronounced
[0] We've Got One of Yours [2] Victims of an Erroneous Captaincy
[0] Spiderman's Outta the Closet [0] Batman and Spiderman in Couple's Councilling

November 13th 2005

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[1] We're a Giant Spider that Eats People [0] Rabid Gravy Rising in the Gorge
[1] I Like My Other Fiance Better [0] The Acorns
[0] Coach of the Sharp Stick [0] All Hail Coach Gimpy

November 19th 2005

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[0] Bob's a Horse [0] Mel, X's answer is Y!
[0] Mess With My Donkey [0] Beer Pants
[0] Infinite Luminous Caterpillar [1] Backpackula
[1] C-B-C-G [0] Shadowbox Dancers
[0] Hit it to a Boy [0] Estrogen Overload

December 11th 2005

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[1] Little Sharks with Napsacks [0] Flaming, Fluffy Flapjacks
[0] We are Getting So Hot, We Wanna Take Our Clothes Off [0] Scarred by Smiley
[1] I Like My Defense Tight and my Offense Fast and Loose [0] Drowning the Playa

December 18th 2005

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[0] Let's Put it on a Snapple Bottle [0] Heliocentric Fallacy
[0] Confusion Excursion [2] 3-Layer Melcake

January 22nd 2006

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[0] Edward Cork Hands [0] Half of Them Suck
[0] Warning! Thanks, Bob [0] Haz-Mat Spill on Aisle 9
[0] Eww, It's Stuck in my Nose [2] The Longer we Wait, the More She Jigs

February 5th 2006

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[2] Evil Moustache Veto [0] Armpit Face
[0] Administration of Justice [0] Please Don't Pull My Spine Out

February 12th 2006

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[0] David, Pick Up Your Phone! [2] Previously Undiscovered Species of Sausage
[0] Banana Shaped Chicken Wire Mold [0] You Know Enough People Around Here, You Find Someone to Shack With

February 19th 2006

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[0] Dan's a Pimp [1] Evil Robot Trusses
[0] Bangs Cover Foreheads [1] Dick Cheney's Hunting Party

March 5th 2006

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[1] Seagull ex Machina [0] Swimming Purple Weasel
[0] That's not a Sewing Machine [1] NounVerbers
[0] We Smell Like Ocra [0] I'm Pretty Sure You Made That Word Up

March 12th 2006

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[0] I'd Rather be a Window Than a Eunuch [0] Eggball Paresan
[1] C Prompt [1] Who Let the Roof Off
[0] Hairy Balls [0] Version 2.0

March 26th 2006

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[0] Never Threw Rock [2] Albinos With Blacklights
[0] Li'l Bathing Suit With Hat [0] Laura and the Girls

April 2nd 2006

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[0] Red is 50/50 [2] I'm Right Behind You
[0] Keep Your Thumb Behind It [0] What's the Matter with My Fat Balls?
[0] Flubber Bubble Ball Goes Dung [0] We're Just Lying on the Ground

April 9th 2006

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[0] Our Back Post is out of Line [1] We Like Our Steaks Woody
[0] Grouchy Gopher Gang [0] Super Mario Bomb Squad
[0] Bridge Over Lake Pontchartrain [1] Roadkill Rorschach
[0] They've Gone Plaid [0] Electric Nozey Badgers

April 23rd 2006

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[0] Gak on my Head [1] We Pwn Nubs
[0] Kierkestentialism [0] Laura and her Enchanted Esquilax
[0] I Dream of Robbie [1] Close Your Eyes and Think of MacGyver
[0] The Skulls on our Shirts Usually Have Hair [0] Buddy Christ

May 7th 2006

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[0] Bloomin' Iris [0] Let's Get Physical
[1] Pete, Pete & Repeat [1] Sweater Tees
[0] Don't Read This at Work [0] We're Gonna Lose
[0] Snoodling Isn't Working [0] Butt Paste

May 15th 2006

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[0] What's My Multiplicitive Identity [2] Pi > Cake
[0] Green Shirt Brain Drain [0] Celodon Verde
[0] Can't Sleep, Clown'll Eat Me [0] There's a Pretzel Over Here, Be Careful

May 29th 2006

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[0] Yicky Green Creatures [0] Purple, Green Monkey Snot
[0] Utah Them [0] Greg Directions Good Give
[0] Alcoholic Saurcraute [0] Your in on our team
[0] Our team can't pull it together [1] I love that demented penguin
[0] Straight Scissors [1] This Stake's Not Well Done

June 5th 2006

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[2] Two-Headed Belly Captain [0] My Duodenum is Getting Sweaty and Bent
[0] Steven Hawking's Football Boots [0] Facetiously Boding Abacus

June 19th 2006

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[0] *Whine* Stop Moving [0] I wish my girlfriend wore a yellow jersey
[0] Stylish Farkling [2] I wouldn't say I'm fresh
[0] You are my sunshine, my only sunsine [0] Something to do with yellow jersies

June 26th 2006

Abstain
[0] Inbed Florida England Oranges [0] I have a squishy eggplant in me
[2] Newton's Law of Ferrett Transfiguration [0] Quasi-Whimsical Jiggery-Pokery
[0] Kids Get Off The Lawn [0] Scratch is hard to live up to

July 3rd 2006

Abstain
[0] Balls are emerging from Justin's Head [0] We Bewaring Lame Egg Ducks
[0] What happens if there's a crack in it [1] Something squared Greg as late as possible
[1] It Comes In Clumps [0] MC Hammer Suit Riot

July 24th 2006

Abstain
[1] Segway Polo Crumpets [1] Spruce Goose
[0] Flower Power Rainbow Ponies [0] Rabbits Filled with Pink
[0] Internet is for Porn [0] Too Much Pasta

August 14th 2006

Abstain
[0] We are the Stupid Heads [0] Reality Farkling
[0] Deletion of the Bearded Dwarf [1] Apprentici of the Cheese
[0] Waiter, there is a fly in my vomit [1] Anatidaephobia

August 20th 2006

Abstain
[0] Crunkets [0] Buffalos on a Submarine
[2] Why use a jackhammer when you can use an antelope instead [0] Bumbling Whiners
[0] Stay Away from 3 [0] This Field is Über Small
[0] Drawing a Blank [0] We can count to Calculus

October 1st 2006

Abstain
[2] You Can't Cast Wrath of God at Instant Speed [1] Hangover Dan and the Birthday Express

November 5th 2006

Abstain
[0] Platypus Flavored Combat Boots [0] We are a Putt Putt Golf Course
[0] We missed the memo about wearing green [1] Derivative of Fish is Fish Sticks
[0] Duck Sauce [1] Oops I got Dusted Again

November 12th 2006

Abstain
[0] Two Cadavers and a Mountain Goat [0] Epiglottis 'R' Us
[0] Sherpa Stomp [2] Harry Potter & the Dead Mouse

November 19th 2006

Abstain
[1] Balonium Sandwich on Rye [0] Half You're Team are Wearing Sunglasses
[0] Ziggy Today [1] We are the Brute Squad

December 3rd 2006

Abstain
[0] We need pink fuzz [0] Let's go with another one
[0] Quantum Tunnelers [2] Where's a mud puppy when you need it?

December 10th 2006

Abstain
[0] Anti-crayon sharpeners [2] Ninjas in flying hampster suits
[0] Hampsters in Ninja Suits [0] Don't take the stuff if you're not going to show

January 14th 2007

Abstain
[1] Don't Hit Melissa's Knees! [1] We're Missing Something

January 21st 2007

Abstain
[0] What Other Funny Team Name Can We Come Up With This Week? [2] We're Sick of Artificial Snow Crumpets!
[0] Pinky Bleeders Anonymous [0] Kappa Ski Cell

January 28th 2007

Abstain
[0] Our Gong is too Loose [0] Sleepy Time Snowman
[0] Jaundice Soldier Escalation [0] Mumsimums
[0] Ice Ball for Assistant Chancellor [4] Wendy's: Now Serving Headless Frosties

June 3rd 2007

Abstain
[2] Fuzzy Ant Wizards [0] Chipotle Burrito
[1] Monkey's Racehorse [0] 1% of the World

June 10th 2007

Abstain
[0] John's Not Going to Score [0] Administration of Vengeance
[0] We're So Bad We Need a Coach [3] My Sibling Lives in the Attic and Eats Fish Heads

June 16th 2007

Abstain
[1] Always the Bridesmaid [1] Never the Bride

June 24th 2007

Abstain
[3] Harbinger of Efficiency [0] Aim Low

July 8th 2007

Abstain
[0] Eric and the AngelCats [1] Festival of Meats
[1] Pirate Labor [0] Should we Reconsult?
[1] I've Got a Squint in My Eye [1] Misplaced Pianos

July 15th 2007

Abstain
[2] Zuckerman's Infamous Pigs [1] Lime in the Coconut Verbs
[0] Rusty Olde Crumpeters [1] My Face is Starting to Look Like a Strawberry

July 28th 2007

Abstain
[2] Horticulture of Justice [1] Octogenarian Octipi
[1] Chipped Rubber Causes Foot Cancer [0] Crumpet Formerly Known as Smiley

July 29th 2007

Abstain
[0] Not for the Name [0] Late in Coming
[3] Knees are Imminent [1] Same Room Brothers

August 5th 2007

Abstain
[3] It Hurts to Laugh [0] Freeze the Refrigerator

August 19th 2007

Abstain
[0] Bang Bang Ryan's Silver Crumpet Stick [2] Ripe for Destruction
[0] We Are the Crevasse, Goo Goo ga Jewb [1] Anal Probe Gentiles

August 26th 2007

Abstain
[2] It's Pat! [0] Snarfle Pods from Arkansas
[0] Neon Green Machine [0] Woo Woo (twirling fingers in the air)

September 2nd 2007

Abstain
[0] ? [0] ?
[2] The Crumpunctuals [0] Crumpet Susceptible Succotasche
[0] Ride the Train [1] Not in Front of the Kids

September 9th 2007

Abstain
[0] Can we Play Your Sport? [2] Gleeful Leap to Freedom
[1] Yellow Fire Hydrant of Doom [0] Worldwide Exclusionist Club
[0] A-Flat Hexachords [0] We Can't Think of a Name

September 16th 2007

Abstain
[0] Bloody Blue Suede Shoes [0] Boege Family Singers
[1] The Yellow Smiley Tastes Better [2] I Can See Clearly Now The Light Is Fading
[0] Quarter Game Survivor [0] Pretty Orange Cones

October 7th 2007

Abstain
[0] It's Primetime! [0] Watkins Memorial Health Center Until Someone Gets 5 Points
[1] 21st Place is the First Loser [0] Where is Everybody?
[1] Two Guys, a Girl and a Crumpet Ball [1] Vacancy

December 16th 2007

Abstain
[0] Our Shadows are in the Sinkhole [0] Snork Smurfers
[2] Complex Bistromathics [0] Sick & Injured
[0] We Use Chuck Norris in Our Commercials [0] Merciful Crumpeteers

December 23rd 2007

Abstain
[2] Ignorance is Hurting Someone [0] Upwind Jerks
[1] 2nd Team Chief's Players [0] Radioactive Snow Bunnies

December 30th 2007

Abstain
[1] Blood Sucking Space Virgins [1] Youth Group Vampires
[0] Stop, Trip and Roll [0] Icecicle Beards

January 6th 2008

Abstain
[0] Don't Forget the Three C's - Coffee, Crumpets and Construction [0] Dandelion Heads
[1] Slightly Off Kilter [1] A Tisket, A Tasket, We Suck At Crumpets

January 13th 2008

Abstain
[0] I'm Always Zelda [2] Requiem for a Smiley
[0] It's Not Fair, You Have a Dog [0] Smiley, Breakfast of Champions

January 20th 2008

Abstain
[0] It's Easier in Colorado [0] Sine Nomine
[2] Keebler Orcs [0] Come Get Our Stick
[0] Wimpering Cold Toes [0] They Crunched Us

January 27th 2008

Abstain
[1] Sloppy Red Frogs [0] We Squatted First
[1] My Little Ponies T-M [0] Crumpets in a Herring

February 24th 2008

Abstain
[2] Use Your Dillons Plus Card [0] Can We Come Over and Swim?

March 2nd 2008

Abstain
[1] Holey Undershirt Crusaders [0] Halfway to Potter's Lamp
[1] Crunchy Kangaroo [0] Greg's Knucklepucks
[0] Two-foot Wind Tunnel [0] Goblin Peasants

April 20th 2008

Abstain
[2] Crumpet Whisperer [0] One-Eyed Alligator
[0] Absolute Value of "Aye" [0] Madness of Mangoes

April 27th 2008

Abstain
[0] Short Circuit [0] Where the Sidewalk Begins
[0] I'm a Kangaroo [0] Meat-Lovers Crumpets
[0] Sedation Dentistry [1] Sleepy-Time Crumpets
[0] You're in the Scalar, Charlie Brown [1] No Country for Charlie Brown
[0] Oz Integers [0] KU Sucks

May 4th 2008

Abstain
[1] Let's Lynch Her [1] Southpaws Have More Fun

June 22nd 2008

Abstain
[1] Cool "P" Alliteration [1] Negative Thermal Expansion
[0] We Have a Contract Out on Us [1] Red Van Canoe Monkey Bread
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